There are those...

... who utterly lack that most important of human skills, the ability to let it go. To let that which does not matter, truly slide, to quote Fight Club as I so often do.

Why is this, I wonder? Why can some people only be happy pursuing a lost cause of trying to irritate someone who just wants a simple, peaceful life? I suppose it's in retribution. Someone was impersonating me to harass a certain ex-girlfriend of mine, so I suppose she feels the need to splatter my journal with silliness and attribute it to a person who I'm fairly certain would own up to such statements.

But to put stupid comments on my journal... and then respond to them yourself, acting surprised and horrified? That's just absurd.

I always know when I am being lied to. Miss Liar, you know me too well not to know that about me. I am unusually perceptive. For example, if I were to compare 'natalie' to her other comments, I would notice the complete change in syntax, punctuation, and grammar, not the oention the slew of 'natalie' mannerisms inserted with such density as to be annoying.

Leave her out of this. I made her life hard enough without even wanting to. Stop trying to drag her into your hopeless vendetta against me!

And so I have spoken.